I've been trying to set this up for a while, but as you'll soon learn, I couldn't schedule releases if my life depended on it. Which it does. I have no other source of income.

Bright Side News is a solo project by yours truly, where I write news articles on entirely fabricated events, presented by an absolute monster of a lizardfolk with a worse moral compass than a Vogon who's grandmother has been fed to the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal.

So grab your glowberry lattes, Cadian silk suits and nuclear bunkers, because it's gonna be a blast!

(All stories told here are entirely fictional. Any parallels to real events or people is entirely coincidental. Especially if it'll get me into trouble. None of my stories are intended to offend or upset, apologies in advance if I manage that. I just want to write some stories and maybe get some laughs. The opinions of my characters do not necessarily reflect my own views or beliefs)