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The Music Man!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING Ladies, Gentlemen, and viewers of every variety in between! My name is Salendar, your guide through the next fifteen minutes the studio has bothered to provide us with! Today we have three more astonishing stories for you, as is our usual structure, including rising stars, dead ends and... Cassy. I don't know what […]
The Phantom of the opera
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between! Welcome back to our first episode in a little while! Following a lengthy court trial regarding my "blatant lack of impartiality", I have been banned from making these broadcasts. However, minor barriers such as the law and my own mortality have never gotten in the way of […]
The whispering woods
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between! My name is Salendar, and I'll be your host for yet another instalment of this literary purgatory I call home. Tonight we have three more tales for you, and a rapidly dwindling number of ways to announce that! We have talk of more strange happenings in the […]
The mystic masquerade
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between! My name is Salendar, and I'll be your host for yet another episode of Bright Side News! Before we get into our official stories, I have one story of my own to share. I recently discovered that my manager, Gale, is looking for someone to co-host the […]
Happy birthday Snoob!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, esteemed viewers! My name is Salendar Monoto, once again your ever-entertaining host for another thrilling episode of Bright Side News! Before I do anything, Gale - that's the manager here - is complaining that I never engage with the audience! Because of this insane attitude towards news reporting, I have to answer an […]
Thanks a Latte
Salendar sits at his desk, exuding an air of anticipation. The shirt is crisply ironed, the tie meticulously knotted, and the dark rings under his eyes have faded completely. The script is elegantly written, and a fresh cup of coffee steams gently beside a vase of oddly-shaped flowers. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, Ladies, Gentlemen, and viewers […]