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Fairy dust
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING Ladies, Gentlemen, and viewers of every variety in between! My name is Salendar, your guide through the fantastical tales that I've decided are profitable to share with you. Today we have three more wonderful stories as always, ranging from the preservation of endangered animals to black market fairy dust trading. Before we get […]
The OATY awards
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND EVERYTHING INBETWEEN, my name is Salendar! I will be your host this fine day, ready to take you away on an enchanting adventure through the peculiar and fantastical tales that make our magical world oh-so-magical. Excuse the spectral glow, I'll be alive again in a day or two. I get […]
Mayhem in the mines
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, ladies, gentlemen, and magnificent viewers alike! My name is Salendar, and I will be your host for the next twenty minutes of your life! As many of you are aware, I was dead for a little while, and I'm still working out some issues, so excuse me if I'm not quite my usual […]