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Painted dreams
Salendar sits in his usual seat, but he is anything but usual. his stained shirt has it's top button open, visible under a loosely hung tie. Dark rings circle the presenter's eyes. Upon his desk sits a barely legible script, alongside an ashtray, a bottle, and a small tumbler. Upon the ashtray sits a cigar, […]
The Time Warden!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, Ladies, Gentlemen, and viewers of every variety in between! My name is Salendar, and I'll be your host for this episode of Bright Side News! Today on this highly unsustainable show, we have three more tales from across the realms, each carefully curated by our team of talented... curated by our team. I've […]
Animated books
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, Ladies, Gentlemen, and viewers of every variety in between! My name is Salendar, and I'm your eternal host for the one and only Bright Side News! We've got a show packed with wonders and weirdness today, so I hope you're ready for a fun one. It's once again the special day of the […]
Starlight whispers
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, Ladies, Gentlemen, and viewers of every variety in between! My name is Salendar, and I will be your host for today we delve into the unfolding mysteries in our ever-fascinating world. Here's a thought for you, as long as three things happen in a week, I will be here for eternity. I've broadcasted […]
The Ranger’s Bestiary
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING Ladies, Gentlemen and viewers of every variety in between! My name is Salendar, and I'll be your host for today's episode! Have you ever woken up in the mornings with a hunger? A sheer, dire need to consume? A desire to sink your teeth into something, just for the sake of a full […]
Christmas feast
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, Ladies, Gentlemen, and viewers of every variety in between! My name is Salendar, and I'll be your host for today's episode! As much as I'd love to sit here and tell you all the reasons why the world is failing and I am the voice of God, unfortunately the studio insists that I […]